ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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