I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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