He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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