these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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