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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
