shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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