:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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