i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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