I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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