You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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