ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
we're so committed to being not committed
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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