Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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