There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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