I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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