we're blogging at a bar
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You've changed since you got that strap on
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