Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Actions speak louder than pants.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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