She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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