Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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