So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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