How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He kissed a someone with a penis
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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