i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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