Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize