theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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