Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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