he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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