Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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