I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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