bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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