My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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