dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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