Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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