Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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