white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
