hotel room ftw
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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