Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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