Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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