Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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