I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
