He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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