He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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