Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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