how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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