Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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