i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
