I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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