I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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