So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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