Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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