love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Randomize
