I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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