Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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