You're so nebulous sometimes
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
my being single is dangerous.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
